the sprawl

albertinho:

So the hatewave and my pleas for help to win My World Tour are over, for now. Here is the result of the hatewave. The My World Tour results come in on Wednesday. Wish me luck.

Nice work bro!

baekin day baekin day i love baekin and putting out and ironing.

(via nineteen666)

Today I made a chocolate cake and drank an entire bottle of red wine. IT’S HARD BEING A WRITER.

whilst i'm on the subject of videogames

I bought some new games and have no friends who are “into gaming”. Do you have xbox live/what is your “gamertag”?

If there was ever a better Terran strategy than all out defense until your Battlecruiser fleet was ready no-one ever told me.

reubenite:

Brood War you add NOTHING of value to my life.

Starcraft vs Command & Conquer II vs AoE II

The eternal struggle.

I went to high school with this guy. I think we were “secret enemies”. He’d always give me the evil eye and try and debate what i’d say in class. He’d always wear this pink fluffy top hat to parties. He was THAT guy. He wore it to every party, I hated that hat. Finally at the “grad party”, which was on some guys property, I snatched that damn hat and threw it into a into a small lake. At first he looked like he was going to fight me, then he said “I’m going to find your beers and DRINK them”.

I think his party thing is blowing fire now.

"i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."

— ron, parks&recreation (via jennaybrowneyes)

"Foxes go urban!"

— My mother, whilst explaining how foxes descend from the mountains to the streets of Taringa, created the greatest sentence ever.